O: Wait, what, hold up, hey, Mommy, what’s in that glass?
B: You mean this glass?
O: Oooooooo, it is so sparkly! Yes, that glass.
B: It is called white wine. Adults drink it. It is not for kids.
B: No, I don’t think you will like it, plus you are underage and I don’t want to start any bad habits.
O: Ah, come on Mom, you know you want to give me some, it’s no big deal, look at this face, how can you resist?
B: Ok, but just a small amount, you act crazy enough without alcohol.
O: Oh boy oh boy!! I am not even 2 and I get to try an adult beverage! I can hardly contain myself. This will be more fun than those beer bottle and stripper pole pictures back on the 4th of July!
B: Ok, I am going to put a little on my finger for you just so you can get a small taste. Remember, you probably won’t like it. And no, Chili can’t lick your lips afterwards to taste it also.
O: Yea yea, whatever, I can already taste it. The anticipation is too great, it looks so yummy and refreshing. Hurry up with that finger!! Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!
O: Ummmmmmm, ok, never mind. That was NOT the taste I was going for. You drank a full glass of that? Blick! Can I get a milk cup and a Mum-mum please!!! You adults have some messed up tastes.
7 comments:
Funny!
"Stay the course" Livi! That stuff is bad for you!
Well done (blog), G. It is a taste that is as bad as the face she made after having it! The pictures are precious.
G'ma
What is a "mum-mum"?
g'ma
A mum mum is a little rice husk cookie thing for babies that looks like a cuttle bone that you would give to a bird.
Ah. Thank you. I used to give Billy boy and Singer cuttle bones. Now I know what you are talking about.
G'ma
Billy Boy and Singer were our Parakeet and Canary for those wondering.
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